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The 5th Judge – American Idol Top 16: Girls Hits & Misses
It’s time for the top eight girls to give their final performances on the small stage before the guys and gals merge next week in front of a huge audience.
Before I dive into things, thanks to everyone for all of the reads, e-mails, feedback, and link-sharing of these articles last week. It was extremely overwhelming and well-received. Not bad for a blog centered mainly on sports and professional wrestling. It’s greatly appreciated.
Now, this is a huge week for the girls. With only about 2 or 3 of them guaranteed a spot in the all-important top 12, this week is pivotal for those other few females who are still trying to find themselves and gain a following. Also important about this week is that it will be the last time this season that these artists can pick any song they want to without being forced to pick a particular song from a specific theme or genre or music. These girls need to capitalize on this, pick the songs the best show the artist they want to me, and go for the gold. With that said, let’s get it going.
Katie Stevens sing’s “Breakaway” by Kelly Clarkson – Before she even starts singing, know that it can’t go anywhere but up for Katie after last week’s horrendous performance of “Put Your Records On”. Kelly Clarkson is so hard to sing for two reasons. One, it was Clarkson who set the bar on Idol by being the first and most successful Idol of all-time. Second, Clarkson has quite the voice and can sing in any registry. While I admire the song choice, Katie once again was awful from the beginning until the end of the song. It was particularly bad at the beginning when she needed to use her lower registry. It got ok for the first verses of the chorus and then went completely downhill once again. The crowd was dead and she took a song that normally has people jumping in concert, and made it sound like background music at a cocktail hour. I know it’s early and we’re yet to hear the other females, but it’s hard to believe that anyone could do worse than this. Katie may have cemented her trip home. Score – 2 out of 10
Lacey Brown sings “The Story” by Brandi Carlisle – First things first, I’m shocked that Lacey is still here after she butchered “Kiss Me” last week. But, maybe she got a second chance for a reason. She took this second chance and ran with it. Lacey sang this entire song while seated at the edge of the stage with very little background music. She showcased her range and voice in this performance and it was extremely important for her to do that after her previous performances. Will this performance be too “boring” for the voters? I’m going to guess that some voters will feel that way. Even though she had a solid performance this week, I don’t know if it’s too late for her or not. If it was, she did the best possible performance that she could have. Score – 6.5 out of 10.
Katelyn Epperly sings “I Feel The Earth Move“by Carole King – First thought; weird song choice. I’ll admit, I have been biased in favor of Katelyn because I think she is the most attractive girl on the show. So, I purposely didn’t look up at the TV screen even one time as to not be swayed. The verdict? She sucked. Awful. It sounded corny and ridiculous. It seemed to me like a song that someone sings at a talent show. I found her playing a keyboard to also be a little corny. This song was a horrible choice and just didn’t do Katelynn any justice. She was one of my favorites (and I believe the public’s) coming into the season and I have a feeling that she’ll still be safe. If she is, she needs to consider herself lucky. If she gets another shot, she must improve and quickly. Score – 2.5 out of 10.
Paige Miles sings “Smile” by Charlie Chaplin – A song called “Smile” shouldn’t sound so depressing. And maybe it’s my youth showing through, by I will always attribute this song to Michael Jackson’s funeral. It was probably the second most gut-wrenching part of that performance. This performance by Paige was absolutely awful. The vocals were off, the song was made to be depressing though it’s a happy song, and the arrangement wasn’t good. There’s nothing left to say….except for, probably, goodbye Paige Miles. Enjoy obscurity. Score – 1.5 out of 10.
Crystal Bowersox sings “Give Me One Reason” by Tracy Chapman – One of my all-time favorite songs sung by my pick to be the last girl standing this season. I loved the shot of Simon at the beginning of the song tapping his fingers on the desk to the beat of the song. Crystal was tremendous. Her guitar playing impressed me and she did enough to make this song current and her own. Crystal flat out rocks and, I must say, I would pay money tomorrow to see this girl in concert. She plays to the crowd, has a great feel for her voice, and knows exactly what to sing and do to make the crowd want the song to be never-ending. Crystal is yet to do wrong on this show and I firmly believe that she is a shoe-in for the top 3 of this entire season. Head-and-shoulders the best performance of the night, thus far. Score – 9 out of 10.
Lilly Scott sings “I Fall To Pieces” by Patsy Cline – The big thing to look for here is whether or not Lilly can follow up her amazing performance from last week. (Side note: What in the world is up with all of these old songs tonight? The Kelly Clarkson performance that opened the show was the only recent song.) Lilly has a great voice and is extremely unique. Lilly will undoubtedly make the top 12, but this performance was just kinda ok, for me. I thought her vocals were good, but the entire song was dark, boring, and gloomy. There were a few times when I thought she was going to do something more with the song and it just never happened. Normally the last performance, known as the “pimp spot”, is a ‘WOW’ performance and this just wasn’t that. She will still be safe, but this was an unneeded risk. Score – 5 out of 10.
Now, for the “Hits” and “Misses” for this week.
Hits (People that are 100% safe based on their performances) – Crystal Bowersox and Siobhan Magnus
On The Fence (50/50 chance of going home) – Lilly Scott, Didi Benami, and Lacey Brown
Misses (The people that have the best chance of going home) – Katie Stevens, Katelyn Epperly, and Paige Miles
That concludes the Top 8 females for this week. I’ll be back tomorrow with the reviews of the top 8 guys.
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