Okay so before I get to the whole Tim Tebow’s mom’s Super Bowl Commercial thing I’ve just have to know. The Olympic figure skater John Weir, the one in trouble because his outfit may have featured real fur, is he the guy that played the homosexual in Wedding Crashers that sodomized Vince Vaughn? If not I’ve got a couple of great Halloween costumes for both of those dudes.
Now back to this whole Super Bowl fiasco. Apparently an ad is going to air in which Tim Tebow’s mom divulges that she was advised to have an abortion while pregnant with Tim because of complications with the pregnancy. Ultimately she chose door number 2 and was rewarded with a Heisman Trophy Winner and 2 time National Champion son. Apparently a pro choice group is protesting, saying the Super Bowl is hardly the forum for such a discussion. After all there will be kids watching!!!!
I don’t see how this commercial would bother a person a pro choice person. I mean after all, ISN’T LIFE ONE OF THE CHOICES???? Perhaps, dare I say, there are pro-choice people who AREN’T ACTUALLY PRO-CHOICE UNLESS IT’S THEIR CHOICE, i.e. ABORTION? I’m just asking.
People will protest anything. And if you don’t believe me go ask the fine folks in Punxsatawney, Pennsylvania, home of the world famous groundhog. PETA is calling for the century old groundhog emergence to be done with a robotic groundhog. They’re claiming all of the cameras and noise are cruel to a groundhog, which makes perfect sense because every groundhog I’ve talked to swears by his silent time. How the FUC# would they know??
The lesson here for those of you still reading (the ones who aren’t Democrat friends of mine from San Francisco) is that sometimes specialized groups need to stay relevant so they get together and protest high profile events, knowing they’ll fail but hopefully bring some publicity to their cause in the process. Hence the rally outside of Punxsatawney Phil’s condo next week.
If you asked a hundred people who the best NBA player was over the past fifteen years none of them would say Tim Duncan. And you know something? All hundred would be wrong. Tim Duncan is the NBA’s equivalent of the sun rising every day. And he does it all without a peep or a tweet. 4 championships and you never hear a word about the guy. Could you imagine the hysteria if Lebron, the most hyped player ever, actually won one championship?? Forget 4 four titles that Duncan has bagged, just one title for Lebron! Obama would be HIS vice president! They’d make a federal holiday out of his birthday! I mean shucks, if Lebron could do ten percent of what Duncan’s done the NBA would be so popular that PETA would be protesting the fact that the balls are made of leather.
Jimmy Failla can be reached at JIMFAILLA@yahoo.com or the Ann Service Taxi Dispatch on w’ 21st street because he’s making something of his life. Honest.
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