The annual Stone Cold Steve Austin WWE WrestleMania roller coaster hit a high peak last week when Austin and Paul Heymen teased an Austin vs. Brock Lesnar match at Mania. The excitement soon turned to disappointment when news broke that the match is not happening nor is Austin lacing up the boots in Dallas.
Steve Austin broke our hearts when he followed up on this and told fans that the match is dead and he and Heyman were just having a little bit of fun.
And of course, I bit, hook, line and sinker, Stone Cold mode. (I) started cutting a half ass promo. (I) wasn’t trying to, and ended up talking about me whipping Brock’s ass, because as Stone Cold Steve Austin, that’s the only way I can see that match going down.
But here’s the thing. What I did was kinda raised the hopes of people or halfway kinds half-assed booked myself into a match, which was not my intention. So at WrestleMania 32, I don’t believe you are going to be seeing Brock Lesnar and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the same ring.
So it wasn’t my intention to book the territory, or to spin a match, or to sell a match. So I just wanted to make that clear to everybody.
And I tell you what, my people that have followed my career from day one, or from whatever and follow to this day have been so good to me, and have been to hell and back with me. So I wasn’t trying to spin anything up, don’t want to sell a match, not trying to book a match. So Brock Lesnar will continue down the road he’s going down. I’m going to continue going down the road I’m going on, which is doing podcasting, hosting the Broken Skull Challenge, (and) I got some other things that are coming up that I can’t talk about right now that are really exciting for me. And I’ll be able to announce those in the future. They’re coming right up.”
Dave Meltzer, who knows both Heyman and Austin well, elaborated on this story in the most recent issue of the Wrestling Observer newsletter.
”There is a lot to this story but it’s also complicated. Lesnar and Austin have for some time talked about doing a match together. Both Lesnar and Paul Heyman have always believed it would be the biggest possible match they could do. Austin was perceived more of an ass kicker and did more serious promos than Dwayne Johnson, which was their other ultimate big match choice. With Austin, both sides would do promos like it was a fight, while with Johnson, there would have to be an entertainment edge to it because that’s the direction Johnson would go. But the real difference is that Johnson has come back several times, while Austin has not wrestled since 2003, so his coming back would be the biggest match possible. Also, while Lesnar vs. Johnson has been teased several times on the board to happen once, and talked about seriously after that point a second time, they have wrestled in the past. Lesnar vs. Austin has never happened, and the reason it didn’t when booked once could easily be played into storyline.”
Meltzer also reported that Vince McMahon was not happy that Heyman and Austin were teasing a match that wasn’t planned.
“Essentially the reasons the match is not happening are between Austin and Vince McMahon and I can only speculate about them. McMahon was not happy with the close of the podcast because Austin vs. Lesnar was not in the WrestleMania plans.”
Meltzer says the match isn’t happening. Taking Meltzer’s personal relationships with Heyman and Austin into account, I am inclined to give Meltzer the benefit of any doubt here. Meltzer speculated on several reasons why the match isn’t happening, most notably that Austin may not be able to pass a physical and the injury risks involved.
It still remains a mystery to me why Austin and Heyman would work an angle that had no plans of turning into a match. Was it fair to the millions of fans that got excited on Tuesday morning at the hopes of seeing their hero in the ring one more time? Probably not, but it was sure fun while it lasted.