Lay Off the Fat Hardy Jokes, Okay?


Matt Hardy is one of the least popular wrestlers in the world right now. He’s done a lot to garner that reputation. I don’t think I need to run down how much of a train wreck he’s been in the last few years, but in short, he’s acted in a manner that made his brother, you know, the one who showed up stoned at TNA Victory Road ’11, look the part of a stable human being. I have no beef with the guy, but I see why people jeer him, with one reason excepted. I absolutely hate when people make fun of his weight or his physique.

[adinserter block=”1″]It feels like making fun of someone’s weight is still acceptable in today’s society, and I feel like it will be the last of the barriers to be broken down, if it ever is at all. Being fat is seen as a total fault of character in a person. You’re only fat if you let yourself become that way. Furthermore, it seems like the acceptable range of body image among the consensus is shrinking each year, with the “EAT A SANDWICH” and fat-shaming crowds converging on each other until they eventually overlap.

I don’t need to tell you that America has a large population of overweight people. The media has called it an “epidemic,” as if people being fat is automatically a bad thing. Obviously, there’s such a thing as being morbidly obese. Being overweight can put people at risk for a battery of health problems. But how far is too far when it comes to prying in a person’s life? Furthermore, who said that being overweight automatically meant that person couldn’t function in society as normal?

Matt Hardy is far from the only “fat” guy in wrestling. Kevin Steen is one of the most popular wrestlers in the indies, and the guy has a beer gut and not a whole lot of muscle tone in his limbs either. He’s also got great cardio, and is one of the most talented wrestlers in any promotion, period. I myself am overweight, and yeah, I am not as physically fit as I would like to be, I can still do manual labor without collapsing into something soft and comfortable after 15 minutes. Being fat doesn’t make you a fat mess.

Treating the overweight in such a way is not only extremely mean, but it’s dismissive. It marginalizes them on their looks, and sometimes, it’s not even their fault. Glandular conditions exist that make it difficult to nigh-impossible for people to lose weight without the benefit of surgery. Even so, don’t we live in a country where personal choice is of highest reverence, at least in theory? If a man or woman wanted to carry a few extra pounds, they’re more than entitled to do so. Obviously there are concerns when that weight becomes a burden on the health care system, especially if or when a nationalized health care system is implemented. But until then, why should it be any concern of you why a person’s fat?

You don’t have the right not to look at things you deem unsightly. The fact that wrestling fans are the ones pouring on the mockery at Hardy, who, by the way, is in good shape right now, is such a joke that I can’t even laugh at it. Wrestling fans that I’ve seen go to ROH shows have a pastiche of abnormalities that some might deem to be undesirable. There are ugly people, people with bad hygiene, people whose fashion sense is stuck woefully at the bottom of the 1980s barrel, and yes, there are fat people there too. IF these crowds applied the same standards to themselves that they did Hardy, they would all be open to way more mockery than the kind they subject to Hardy himself.

[adinserter block=”2″]Hardy is a guy who deserves a lot of scorn, whether it be legit for his lifestyle choices (although he has cleaned his act up) or for his character in the ring. I just think that we’d be better off if people booed him because of his actions in the SCUM stable, not because he’s not chiseled like some indie Chris Masters. Even if he was fat, screw you for thinking being fat is worthy of being mocked by itself. I hope you never have to deal with a child with body image problems because a warped society puts pressure on them to attain a perfect body type that doesn’t exist.

Tom Holzerman is a lifelong wrestling fan and connoisseur of all things Chikara Pro, among other feds. When he’s not writing for the Camel Clutch Blog, you can find him on his own blog, The Wrestling Blog.

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  1. You are just a fatty that's angry people call things how they are.

    Stop putting burgers on your face you fat ass and get in shape.

  2. Man, I love The Wrestling Blog. Mostly because I respect your views on wrestling and I can tell by what you write that you appreciate the things about wrestling that I appreciate about wrestling. A majority of people that I know simply do not get it and you do and you write about it in the intelligent manner I am look for. That said… Christ, man, is there anything you’re NOT offended by? So what if fans called Matt Hardy fat? Boo-hoo. Hardy plays a heel (most of the time because that is WHO he is). I’m sure he jaws with the fans and I’m sure it’s not always pretty. Matt Hardy does not have a glandular condition. He isn’t Brodus Clay or the Big Show. If he is looking schlubby it is because he is looking schlubby. People aren;t booing him because he is fat. They’re booing him because he is a heel or because he is a dick in general. If they happen to call him fat, so what? What is the difference between calling him “fat” and calling him an “a#$hole” or whatever? Chalk it up to cheap heat and get over it.

  3. Most of those jeering are fat themselves. As a slightly overweight fan myself, I admit to being bias against formerly in shape performers that get “chubby”. We are force fed chiseled ideals of what a performer should look like that when it doesn’t look that way we criticise. The women have it worse. Just watched a WCCW documentary and everyone but a handful looked worse then Hardy. Bam Bam Gordy, Dusty, over no problems. Thank god for Meanie to make it cool to have a belly and make it work vs making it an object of glass house scorn.


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