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Dude, Where’s My Sheen – Kutcher Takes Over!

Charlie Sheen has been replaced on Two and a Half Men by Ashton KutcherWarner Brothers officially announced today that Ashton Kutcher will replace Charlie Sheen on Two and A Half Men. The announcement finally gives closure to show fans like me that hoped against all odds that Charlie Sheen and Chuck Lorre could get along.

Talk about killing the goose that laid the golden egg. I never thought that this would be the end result. I really thought that cooler heads at CBS and Warner would prevail in the end and make nice with Uncle Charlie. Yet instead, the producers have found arguably the quickest way to kill the show altogether with Kutcher.

It isn’t as if Kutcher is terrible. He was fantastic in his last television role on That 70’s Show. Unfortunately Kutcher has just turned into one of those actors over the last few years that turned people away from going to the movies. As popular as he probably is with women, men (or at least the ones I know) can’t stand him and will avoid most movies starring young Mr. Demi Moore. Today’s move is truly a Ted McGinley move if I ever saw one.

According to reports, Ashton Kutcher wasn’t even the show’s original choice. Hugh Grant was first in line to take over the role until he withdrew from negotiations after what he cited as “creative differences.” Good move. Nobody wants to be known as the guy that killed one of the most successful sitcoms of this generation. Was Pauly Shore not available?

NPR’s Linda Holmes observes the move as, “Men’ will instantly feel about ten years younger, about ten degrees warmer, and about one-tenth as likely to become mired in miserable, hair-tearing drama, and you have to think everybody on that set is ready for everything to calm down already.”

Here is the deal. I think this show has come close to peaking several times with or without Charlie Sheen. The kid just got way too old and skinny to play the “Jake” character that had been hanging around for several years. Yet week after week the chemistry between Sheen and Jon Cryer was enough to hold it together and continue to produce great television. Without that chemistry, the show is done. Kutcher doesn’t have a prayer of seeing more than two seasons of the show.

As for Charlie, he isn’t taking this lying down. “Enjoy the show, America,” he continues, aiming fire at the popular CBS sitcom. “Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB.”

I never really quite understood the sensitivity of Chuck Lorre to begin with. It isn’t as if Charlie Sheen came out of left field with his attacks on Lorre. Lorre included cryptic messages insulting Sheen during the closing credits while Charlie was in the midst of one of his many controversies. I don’t think Charlie has anything to be sorry about.

Wow, it looks like someone listened when I told my wife that I wished someone would pay Ashton Kutcher to stop making movies.

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Eric G.

Eric is the owner and editor-in-chief of the Camel Clutch Blog. Eric has worked in the pro wrestling industry since 1995 as a ring announcer in ECW and a commentator/host on television, PPV, and home video. Eric also hosted Pro Wrestling Radio on terrestrial radio from 1998-2009. Check out some of Eric's work on his IMDB bio and Wikipedia. Eric has an MBA from Temple University's Fox School of Business.

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