Beat The Shark NFL Pick ‘Ems Contest For NFL Week 6


Beat The Shark Girls When it gets stale, sometimes you have to think about change, am I right? Maybe some remodeling, or redecorating to help “The Shark”? I was toying around with the idea of some name changes for this contest after yet another setback this past week, let’s see:

“Crush The Shark”
“Devour The Shark”
“Beat The Shark Soooo Badly That Even His Friends Dont Recognize Him”

Ok I can go on all day, but I think you get the point, I need some wins, or else I’m going to be dressing half the female population in T-Shirts! With my embarrassing 1-3 finish this past week it’s a wonder that I even dare come back to the keyboard for this weeks enstallment, oh but I will, hey someone has to take the fall for the rest of you to be entertained by pictures of pretty girls and a man being beaten at his own game! Why word of mouth is that the creator of was even nice enough to call me out on his weekly radio show! How comforting! I see play time is truly over, this “Shark” has had it, it’s time for blood.

Ok so this week I finally stick to the local Philly flavor and bring you our newest contestant, Christina McCarty Jenne. When I first had mentioned this contest and had gotten the word from Christina that she was interested, I was amazed at how anxious she was to get her week going. Every week she was asking when it was her turn, and I told her to be patient, and she was, but as I always say, “be careful what you wish for”! Ok so you want your shot at “The Shark” you got it!

Christina, being a local girl is a true Eagles fan, has told me she knows how to handle a football and is not just “some girl”, which of course us guys really love. She had this to say about her crack at our contest: “Ok i hope i did this right? I grew up in a house with 4 brothers so football was a part of my life. My 2 boys play football and i love to go to the games and yell my head off. I have never been to an Eagles game and I hope to go this year. Go Eagles! Oh and I want that tee shirt, lol”. If anything I say you should all root for Christina to get to her Eagles game this year, but I recommend you not go against your buddy “The Shark”. I’m seriously ready to go this week! So with all that said let’s look at Christinas picks (and for all of you wondering, I did not take it easy on her because she’s wearing a Westbrook jersey, The Charger line was my mistake, and well I don’t make excuses to try and take them back).

Christina chose
Redskins -6.5
vs Chiefs
Jaguars -10 vs Rams
Texans +4.5 at Bengals
Chargers +4 vs Broncos ( an honest mistake by me, guess i’ll have to work even harder)

“The Shark” chose
Eagles -15
at Raiders
Bears +3.5 at Falcons
Patriots -9.5 vs Titans
Panthers -3 at Bucs

Hmm 3 road teams for me, its looking sketchy already isn’t it? No fear, I’m hitting the ground running! I’m gunning for you Christina, as I do all the females that step up, your photos and cute stuff does not impress me! Good Luck (one of us is gonna need it).

*Please note that this contest is run through Jeff Porrini. Eric Gargiulo and is only used as a visual outlet. All prizes,actions,and procedures will be handled directly through Jeff Porrini and are not the responsiblity of this blog site and any other of its writers or contributors. All contestants have agreed to use an image of themselves, and have agreed to the terms of this contest that was detailed. All images are in use for this contest only and are not to be issued for any further usage without consent of the contestant. All images must be approved by before posting. This contest is awarded on a prize basis and no gambling or money exchanges from any party at any time. “Beat The Shark” and “The Sharks Picks” are property of “Shark Tank Entertainment” and Jeff Porrini. Any misuse of content without consent is prohibited.

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